“Do Patti” has earned itself the unfortunate distinction of being one of the cringiest films in recent memory. With a promising cast featuring Kriti Sanon and Kajol, one would have expected a gripping narrative and strong performances. Instead, the movie delivers a chaotic blend of overacting, weak dialogue, and a storyline that seems to get lost in its own confusion.
A Plot with No Direction
The plot centers on two estranged friends, portrayed by Kriti Sanon and Kajol, who come together to solve a murder mystery in a remote town. The premise sounds intriguing on paper, but the execution feels like a rushed mess. The film tries to juggle too many subplots without successfully committing to any of them. Instead of building suspense or developing characters, it feels more like an endurance test for the audience, who are left wondering if the script was written by ChatGPT on a particularly bad day.
Kriti Sanon and Kajol: What Happened?
Kriti Sanon and Kajol are both talented actresses with commendable work in the past, but “Do Patti” feels like a blemish on their résumés. Kriti’s portrayal of the “troubled detective” comes off as forced, with her trying too hard to look serious and brooding, but ending up looking like she just bit into a sour lemon. Her attempts to emote in dramatic scenes feel more like watching someone struggle to finish a bad joke than witnessing an award-winning performance.
Kajol, on the other hand, appears to be sleepwalking through the entire film. Known for her vibrant and fiery performances in the past, here she seems uninterested and detached, as if she was dragged onto the set and told to “just say these lines” without much context. At times, it’s hard to tell if her character is supposed to be deep in thought or simply thinking about what she’ll have for lunch.
Dialogue Worth Cringing At
The dialogue in “Do Patti” takes cringe to a whole new level. With lines like “Main sach ka pata lagake rahungi!” (“I will uncover the truth!”), delivered with the subtlety of a sledgehammer, the movie sounds more like a soap opera parody than a serious thriller. One can’t help but wonder if the scriptwriters were aiming for satire but ended up somewhere in the realm of unintentional comedy.
The Music – Because Why Not Make It Worse?
Even the background score seems to have given up on trying to elevate the film. At times, the music swells dramatically for no reason, adding to the melodrama rather than complementing the scenes. It’s almost as if the soundtrack itself is begging the audience to feel something—anything—to compensate for the lack of genuine emotion on screen.
The Real Mystery: Why Was This Movie Made?
“Do Patti” does indeed have one mystery worth pondering: Why did such talented actors and filmmakers choose to make this movie? It seems to have all the ingredients of a great film—a promising cast, an interesting premise, and experienced production staff—but somehow, it managed to produce one of the most laughably bad movies of the decade.
In an industry known for its share of disappointing films, “Do Patti” manages to stand out as a new low. It’s not just a film you can watch to pass the time; it’s a film that makes you question why you chose to watch it in the first place. If you enjoy laughing at unintentional absurdity, then “Do Patti” might just be the perfect movie night pick for you. Otherwise, steer clear and save yourself the cringe-induced headache.
Final Verdict
“Do Patti” is a baffling, overwrought mess that might only be remembered for being one of the cringiest movies of the decade. If you’re a fan of Kriti Sanon and Kajol, it’s best to skip this one and pretend it never happened. The film’s attempt to be a serious thriller falls flat, providing more unintentional humor than genuine thrills.
