Rise of the Planet of the Donkeys

The 2025 ICC Champions Cricket Tournament is being hosted by Pakistan

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_ICC_Champions_Trophy&ved=2ahUKEwiN9NTmqtqLAxUWAjQIHXDGASAQFnoECBAQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3c9EFJvTBii8_X2THvX5ff

However, the cricket match between India and Pakistan is not being played in Pakistan but in Dubai

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://indianexpress.com/article/sports/cricket/india-vs-pakistan-live-score-streaming-champions-trophy-2025-when-and-where-to-watch-ind-vs-pak-match-9850252/&ved=2ahUKEwjn36KKrNqLAxWgJTQIHfEsAjEQFnoECCsQAQ&usg=AOvVaw3ezAneZrrNmuXsOth4GvPK

A Pakistani messaged me on whatsApp ” Sir, is there any specific reason why the Indian cricket team is not allowed to visit Pakistan even in a multilateral event, depriving us the pleasure to host the Indian team and visitors, when all others are here ? “.

To which I replied ” Security reasons. Both our countries have plenty of madcaps “

When I posted the above interaction on my fb page, someone commented  :

” Not madcaps, sir, they have gadha ( donkey) mindsets “

To which I responded :

” Donkey population has increased in Pakistan “

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.business-standard.com/world-news/pakistan-s-donkey-population-rises-to-5-9-million-in-fy23-24-survey-124061200329_1.html&ved=2ahUKEwiE9qLwotqLAxW2EzQIHWL7Io0QFnoECBEQAQ&usg=AOvVaw2CT8uxYqPGFwrL2F2EdZ2x

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DoVbiCTlxsHA&ved=2ahUKEwiR3OjbptqLAxXqxuYEHdbbABgQwqsBegQIGRAG&usg=AOvVaw3s8Xj3lcbBRzv4n2MRLC4Z

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.indiatoday.in/newsmo/video/pakistans-economic-survey-reveals-donkey-population-increases-exponentially-2552421-2024-06-12&ved=2ahUKEwiR3OjbptqLAxXqxuYEHdbbABgQu6AFegQIMxAC&usg=AOvVaw1XoMBhNCoSYAieWGnElEq3

I don’t have the data about increase in donkey population in India, but my guess is that the situation should be the same as in Pakistan. 

There was a film made some years back called ‘Rise of the Planet of the Apes’. 

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rise_of_the_Planet_of_the_Apes&ved=2ahUKEwirnOjmqdqLAxUKOTQIHUGJJ0oQFnoECGwQAQ&usg=AOvVaw0DmsBRgOV2htiqSeDI0TMK

I think the time has come to make a new movie titled ‘Rise of the Planet of the Donkeys’. It should be a great hit in India and Pakistan

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